Infamous Last Meals

In this episode we discuss, and in some cases judge, the last meals of very notorious criminals. From Nazi war captains to well known serial killers, no one is safe from our catty comments about their taste in food. Some, however, seemed to make good choices at the very end, even if potentially the only good choice they ever made. Either way, you're sure to be a little hungry, and a little disturbed by the time we get to our crystal of the week, Aquamarine. Stay Chaotic!

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SPEAKER_03 0:17

Welcome to Conjuring Chaos. We're three witchy weirdos with microphones.

SPEAKER_02 0:25

I'm Allie, and these are my co-hosts, Chase and Erica. And we have our ga host on the podcast today.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

I am the ga-host.

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And we're here to tell you something weird. Let's set the vine.

SPEAKER_00 0:39

All right, you guys, let's go ahead and take our deep breath today. Let's go ahead and breathe in. And out.

SPEAKER_02 0:52

I wish everyone could have seen the panic look on both mine and Erica's faces when your breath lasted three times as long as I was done. Erica, would you like to pull a finger?

SPEAKER_01 1:02

Yeah. Um, 29. Is the lucky number? Yeah. Nice. I'm the badass writing my own story. Bitch, that's so relevant.

SPEAKER_02 1:14

All of yours have all three that we did today were so relevant to your current life path. Really?

SPEAKER_00 1:20

The last three that we did on the last three episodes.

SPEAKER_02 1:24

Yeah, yeah. We haven't left Erica's room for the last three episodes. We've been here for three weeks. Who's holding who hostage? Chase. There's always Chase. Please don't call the police.

SPEAKER_03 1:41

I'm not actually holding them hostage. We're doing this against. I mean, uh on our own free will.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

So, what's chaotic in your life, Erica?

SPEAKER_01 1:52

Moving all of my stuff. I have so much stuff. I literally filled the entire car full to the point where the trunk was full, the backseat, and the passenger seat was full, and you could barely see through the rear view mirror. I have a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_03 2:08

The cops have pulled me over from not being able to see from the through my back. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:15

Because you can't see what's going on behind you. Yeah, you can't see through your rear view mirror. What's chaotic in your life, Ali?

SPEAKER_00 2:21

Uh so I don't know if this is life chaos, but it just shows how chaotic my brain is.

SPEAKER_03 2:27

I forgot my birthday was coming up. And uh Chase actually had to remind me and everyone else. At work. At work. The funny thing is, when he brought it up, I was so confused because I was like, it is my birthday's coming up. But yeah, so uh the closer I reach 30, um, birthdays just feel so mundane, yeah, useless, pointless.

SPEAKER_02 2:54

I'm like, yeah, I'm just getting older more bags under my outfit. Yeah, you're just you know, you're 21 with a decade of experience of being 21.

SPEAKER_01 3:05

Your birthday is a day that you get to do what you want to do, and you get to be selfish, and you get to have fun, and you get to spend whatever money you want to, and you don't have to feel bad about it.

SPEAKER_03 3:14

You know what's funny is I've It's an excuse. Calories I've always seen people celebrate their birthdays like that, and I never do. And this is the first year that uh after you had mentioned that and I was going in to review my schedules, um, I did change the schedule because I realized I was like, hey, I have myself on my birthday. I was like, you know what? Let me take myself off of my birthday on my birthday. There you go. So yeah, I'll be a little selfish this year.

SPEAKER_02 3:39

Yes, yes. Also, the whole month is your birthday, by the way. Yeah.

unknown 3:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:45

Which I'm jealous, which because it means that your birthday is also 420. That's Dianne's birthday. Oh, yeah. And Hitler's. And Bob Ross's. I'm not Bob Ross.

SPEAKER_03 3:57

No, it's not his birthday.

SPEAKER_02 3:58

I got so excited. I was like, I'm Bob Marley, yeah. Wow. A great person and a horrible person and another great person.

unknown 4:07

Another great person.

SPEAKER_02 4:09

What's going on? Uh what's uh character in your life, Chase? So I found out that not only does my supposedly imaginary boyfriend have the same birthday as no, look just like Justin Bieber, but my grandma has the same fucking birthday as him. Oh wow. Yeah. What uh did you really like Justin Bieber when he was coming out? No, no, I couldn't stand him. Why does the universe keep putting him in my life?

SPEAKER_01 4:43

You know, hate and love are the same thing, just like spell differently.

SPEAKER_02 4:51

I mean, you met him. You met him, he does look a weird similarity.

SPEAKER_01 4:58

It's I had a big foot sighting.

SPEAKER_02 5:01

It is uncanny, actually. It's kind of freaky, to be honest. Um, also, y'all know how I say Garcius instead of Grassius? Yes. And you know how my mom will say Delgado instead of Donata?

unknown 5:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:13

Well, I was one of my last days over at Shops Bernie. I was sweeping. No, Bianca swept for me, and I said Garcius, and she goes, Delgado. I would have missed some a lot. But yeah, so uh let's uh let's get into the real chaos, huh? What do we have today? So today for y'all, I have the last meals of some notorious figures. Ooh, so uh yeah, not only chaos, but also food. So also food, yeah, because we're hungry and uh that's gonna be fun.

SPEAKER_03 5:53

So I am curious to know before we get into everybody else's um last meals. If you had a last meal, what would it be?

SPEAKER_02 6:01

It would be that mango chili salmon from walk-on's. Ooh. Either that, you know, it would be that and the miso salmon meal from Cheesecake Factory with extra miso sauce. Sounds delicious, it is so fucking good.

SPEAKER_01 6:22

What about cheap? Uh, chicken alfrango with broccoli from cheddar's, and then I want some queso and some salsa, and I want a skillet cookie, and I want to add to mine.

SPEAKER_02 6:38

I wanna add to mine and I need sides. Hold on. I also want some chips and salsa. Yeah, same. I would like chips and dip. I like chips and dip. My mom's salsa specifically.

SPEAKER_00 6:49

So I want chips with uh what is it, cheese that has the um triso in it? That's delicious.

SPEAKER_02 6:57

Oh, there's oh, like in like in um El Rio, they have that the queso delight. It's got like salsa and chorizo and meat and onions and everything, everything, and it's so good.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

Yeah, this stuff is good. But if I had a whole meal, uh man, so maybe my comfort is breakfast, and I want a huge sandwich made out of waffles and eggs and bacon and maybe some spam and be drenched in all kinds of syrup, and yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:30

That's the most alley thing I ever heard. Also, I do want to add my boyfriend's broccoli onto my last meal. God, he makes such good broccoli.

SPEAKER_03 7:41

What does he do to the broccoli?

SPEAKER_00 7:42

Last time I had the broccoli, it gave me painful gas.

SPEAKER_02 7:45

Like that's because it has a lot of sulfur and iron in it. Um, you just gotta put your butt up in the air, like the vegan picture. Um, he boils it to a perfect al dente, and then he puts garlic butter all over it. Oh, and then we squeeze lemons on it. So sometimes you get a real lemony piece, and sometimes you get a real garlicky buttery piece, and it's just so good. So good. All right, so um, real quick trigger warning. Although this topic is going to come off as fun and unique, we will be discussing sensitive and disturbing topics: murder, assault, sexual assault, and listener discretion is advised. So notorious people's last meals. That means these are bad people. Notorious. Notorious. Yeah, so for what it's worth, that does mean that we will be discussing very briefly the crimes that each person uh committed. Um, some of them are much worse than others, and some of them are very vague. Um, some of them have more detail. But I do want everyone to know and understand that although, like I said, although we are talking about their last meals, um, that does come with a very dark undertone because we are discussing people dying and other exactly committing violent crimes in order to be uh murdered by the state, essentially.

SPEAKER_00 9:16

You could just say that uh committing a crime is your free ticket to your last meal.

SPEAKER_02 9:21

Yeah, quite, quite literally, yeah, these specific ones. And um, for what it's worth, like some of them aren't death row inmates, some of them are. And um, whether you believe in the death penalty or not, um, this is a very sensitive topic. So um personally, I don't believe in the death penalty. I think that, you know, it's it's not our choice, shouldn't be our choice to remove someone's life from them, you know. I think that's a God decision. Um, however, I understand that it's something that is still open in many states, and it's something that I just kind of have to know exists, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_00 10:01

So that way nobody feels like they're wrong for thinking the other side. I actually have the opposite view where I'm but I'm not like gun-ho, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

Death penalty. Allie's like kill. No, she's not.

SPEAKER_03 10:13

Well, I think sometimes we have an overpopulation, especially in our country.

SPEAKER_00 10:17

And um, there are people that I have committed um heinous crimes against others, and those are the ones that I do believe in.

SPEAKER_03 10:24

Like, hey, eye for an eye, but at the same time, whole world blind type of situation.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

Well, and for what it's worth, like I do understand that there is value in both both opinions, right? You know, like for what it's worth, like if they're gonna go and they're gonna do that again, and you remove them from the possibility of doing that again. I think that that's probably honestly like, I don't know, you might be the nicer person in this aspect because like when I say um that I don't believe in the death penalty, yes, it's because I don't believe that we should be taking people's lives, but it's also because I believe let them fucking rot in there thinking about what they did and living with what they did. And I think that that's a little bit sadistic, too, for what it's worth. So I do understand that, you know, like there is no right or wrong answer here, and you're allowed to believe what you want to believe, and we're not gonna judge you either way, you know.

SPEAKER_01 11:17

So yeah, for what it's worth. I don't know if you wanted to mine's like loosely in the middle. I love it. I love the word the whole because I agree with both sides, but I I do believe that like Jeffrey Dahmer, you know what I mean? I that's okay. Let by guys like high up their profile. Really, really, really bad. Like, and you know that there's a chance that that person could like get out and strike again now. Um, if they're like that dangerous, I understand it. And I'm like, I actually would be like, yeah, let's do this.

SPEAKER_00 11:59

See, like, I would have liked to see Jeffrey Epstein like actually die.

SPEAKER_02 12:03

Was he put on death penalty? Uh I know he hung himself.

SPEAKER_00 12:07

He hung himself, and now there's all this thing about like uh there's some guys that look like him out there somewhere, and people are like, You might be wild.

SPEAKER_02 12:17

Um, you have a research topic here or there. I've told you that like five times now, and you have never come with any of the homework that I gave you.

SPEAKER_03 12:25

Uh there's some shows that come off like that. She ignored me. It's not even that. So there's no there's any shows that leave off with that kind of joke where it's like next time on this episode, and they'll show a bunch of crazy stuff, but it never comes up on episode.

SPEAKER_02 12:43

Or when it does, it's like so mundane.

unknown 12:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:46

Um, so our first notorious person is Timothy McVee, responsible for the Oklahoma City bombing. And his last meal was two pints of mint chocolate chip ice.

SPEAKER_02 13:03

What pint pints? Pints. What's the what's the difference between pint and pint? Pint is not a thing. Pint is a word. Pint does not exist. Which the it the difference is which one is the proper pronunciation of the word. So I'm gonna reread this one.

SPEAKER_03 13:21

Go for it. Two pints. Pints. I can't okay. Two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream. He deserves death. Why do you not like mint changle? I'm not huge on uh mint chocolate chip.

SPEAKER_02 13:39

Me neither. You know, here's the thing. It's okay. I don't like it. Like, I'm not buying it at all, right? But if someone has mint chocolate chip around me and they offer me a couple bites, I'm probably not gonna say no because I like the way that the chocolate chips crunch in my mouth. I can have it in very small amount. Yeah, like two or three bites tops. That's it. After that, I'm like, this tastes like toothpaste now. Yeah, crunchy toothpope. It's all toothcoat. Crunchy toothpaste. I don't like mint. That's what I'm gonna name this episode is cold crunchy toothpaste.

SPEAKER_00 14:14

I like that.

SPEAKER_01 14:15

I'm okay with like mint tea, like peppermint tea, but that's about it. Like, I just don't like mint.

SPEAKER_02 14:21

I like peppermint. Like, I like peppermint taffy. Oh so good.

SPEAKER_01 14:26

I like the spearmint ones.

SPEAKER_02 14:29

I do like I like spearmint. Peppermint is a little bit sweeter. If I had to choose between the two, I would I would definitely choose spearmint or winter green.

SPEAKER_01 14:37

Wintergreen is better, right?

SPEAKER_02 14:39

That like spicy mint.

unknown 14:41

Oh, I love it.

SPEAKER_02 14:42

So Victor Figure Figure Fig F-E-G-U-E-R. Yeah, figure. He was figure. He was convicted. He's a convicted murderer, known as the last federal inmate executed in the U.S. before the moratorium on the death penalty, as well as the last person put to death in the state of Iowa. I think that his is probably the most interesting one on this entire list. Um, and his last meal was a single olive with the pit. He ate that was that a single olive with the pit. He didn't even get to have the martini with it. Right?

SPEAKER_00 15:22

That looks for a homework. Dirty martini. Actually dirty.

SPEAKER_01 15:28

Alien Wornos? Is it Eileen Warnos?

SPEAKER_00 15:31

Aileen Warnos.

SPEAKER_01 15:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 15:33

Eileen.

SPEAKER_02 15:34

It's an A. It's an A. Yeah. You spell Eileen.

SPEAKER_01 15:37

Alien is E-I-E-N. And this is A L I E E N.

SPEAKER_02 15:42

It's Aileen because it's an A. Eileen is spelled E-I. Huh. Yeah. Right?

SPEAKER_01 15:48

Anyway, no. I don't know. We're all dyslexic. None of us know how to spell. Yeah, it's pronounced Eileen.

SPEAKER_02 15:56

Okay. That's a very different way of spelling it. All right. That's okay. Wow. That's okay. I have horrible English skills, so go for it.

SPEAKER_01 16:07

Yay, America. Eileen Warnos, a prostitute and serial killer who killed and robbed many of her male clients in 89 to 90, declined a special meal and was served a cup of coffee and business insider. What? Just a reading.

SPEAKER_02 16:29

They gave her a read and a coffee. They gave her a coffee in a magazine. That's the worst last meal ever. That's almost as bad as a single olive with the pit. I don't know. If you see her, it's on brand. Did he have to cut the freaking seed out of the olive? I'm backtracking.

SPEAKER_00 16:45

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 16:46

But yeah, if you ever want to know more about Eileen Mordos, there's a movie called Monster About Her.

SPEAKER_00 16:51

Oh. It came out when I was little. Can't remember much of it, but that's where I first heard her name.

SPEAKER_02 16:56

That's how you knew how it was pronounced.

SPEAKER_00 16:58

Uh, let's see. Our next criminal is John Wayne Gacy, also known as Pogo the Clown.

SPEAKER_03 17:06

Is convicted of murdering 33 young men and boys and four numerous sexual crimes against his victims, along with many mentions and documentaries from those who survived sexual advances and mental manipulation with him.

SPEAKER_00 17:22

Deep fried shrimp, a bucket of KFC chicken, French fries, and a pound of strawberries. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 17:30

That last one doesn't last one doesn't fit, I know. One of these things just doesn't belong here. Okay, but I will eat strawberries.

SPEAKER_00 17:40

I would eat a bucket of KFC chicken.

SPEAKER_02 17:42

I would not eat the shrimp. But I would agree, I agree with both of you. So this next one is Ted Bundy. We also know who this is, right? Yes. He was convicted of three murders and one kidnapping, but confessed to over 30 different murders after incarceration.

unknown 18:03

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 18:03

He declined a last meal, so he was offered steak, eggs, hash browns, and coffee, but he didn't eat it. Allie will take it. Yeah, yeah, I'll eat that. That's her. Why wouldn't they give it to him if he didn't want it? I don't know. They just treat them so. I think they have to okay. I think they have to okay. I think they have to give them something. I mean, Eileen just got a cup of coffee in a nasty magazine.

SPEAKER_00 18:29

He definitely did not deserve the hash bounds.

SPEAKER_01 18:32

How would we know this? Um, Velma Barfield, an American serial killer who was convicted of one murder, but was linked to seven in total.

SPEAKER_05 18:44

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_01 18:45

She was the first woman in the United States to be executed after the reassumption of capital punishment in 1976, and she had cheese doodles and a can of Coca-Cola. Interesting. Cheese doodles.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

What is the reassumption? What reassumption? So they had they what they had done is made the death penalty illegal at one point in time, and then they re-instated it.

SPEAKER_03 19:10

Oh, okay. That is interesting.

SPEAKER_02 19:12

Basically, they made it like federally legal, but the states can can decide. Can decide. Same thing like they did with pot. Oh, okay. Yeah. Our next one is James Edwards Smith. That sounds so familiar. He shot and killed Larry D.

SPEAKER_00 19:29

Rohas on March 7th, 1983. I'm not sure who that is. But this was during a robbery. He's a robber. He requested dirt.

SPEAKER_03 19:39

And uh that was denied. So they gave him yogurt instead.

SPEAKER_02 19:43

I do, right? No, I recognize this name now. So he requested dirt because of his religious beliefs. He believed that if he consumed dirt as his last meal, that it would, it would basically like help start the process of reincarnation. And they were just like, no, you're not coming back. Exactly. Fuck that bitch.

SPEAKER_03 20:05

I like how one guy was like, just give me dirt, and then they didn't give me dirt. The other guy was like, I don't want anything. And they gave him steak, hash browns, and all this shit.

SPEAKER_02 20:14

Right, exactly. And arguably one of the worst, obviously, also. So Teresa Lewis murdered her husband and stepson, was the only woman on death row in Virginia prior to her execution. And she requested fried chicken, sweet peas with butter, a Dr. Pepper, and German chocolate cake.

SPEAKER_00 20:34

You know what? I like her uh I like her choice there. I don't like her pepper cake. Her peas are questionable. I like your choice. Peas are a little questionable. That cake, though.

SPEAKER_01 20:44

Dr. Pepper and Cake cooking.

SPEAKER_02 20:46

Hell yeah. Dr. Pepper and Chocolate Cake.

SPEAKER_01 20:48

Have you ever?

SPEAKER_02 20:50

Have y'all ever had Dr. Pepper cake? Oh, yeah. Where you take a can of Dr. Pepper and pour it into your chocolate cake batter. So moist. Yeah, I just gave you an idea. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:01

Yeah, I've never had that before.

SPEAKER_02 21:03

Also, if he makes half of a cup of Sprite in with um a white cake or vanilla cake, supposedly it makes it fluffy. That is true. I have uh cake quite sprightness.

SPEAKER_01 21:13

Philip Workman murdered a police officer following a robbery of a Wendy's in Memphis. Um Memphis of all places. He denied a final meal. Asked for Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh he asked for a vegetarian pizza to be donated to the homeless people.

SPEAKER_02 21:37

Oh, why vegetarian? Protein is good for you. Well, I mean, technically you can have V PEC vegetarian.

SPEAKER_01 21:44

I was confused at first because it said denied meal, then it said asked for. And I was like, what? And I was like, oh, okay. The homeless people?

SPEAKER_02 21:52

That's actually like maybe he just felt really bad for killing that cop.

SPEAKER_01 21:57

Yeah. It's still. Still doesn't quite make that alright. But I mean that's one way to atone. Attempt to attempt to try. To try to atone.

SPEAKER_00 22:11

So Adolf Eichmann, German Austrian official of the Nazi Party, because it sounds Nazi.

SPEAKER_02 22:20

It just sounds German, Ali. Are you sound German? Are you being racist against Germans? I don't know if that's possible anymore.

SPEAKER_03 22:28

He was an officer of the Schutzsta.

SPEAKER_02 22:31

What?

SPEAKER_00 22:32

Schutzstaffel? Schutzstaffel? Schitwafel. Schutzdaffel. Schutzdaffel.

SPEAKER_03 22:39

Uh convicted war criminal and one of the major organizers of the Holocaust. Ew. Um, he had declined a special meal, requested a bottle of caramel red wine with usual prison food, cheese, bread, olives, and tea.

SPEAKER_02 22:56

They should have just said no.

SPEAKER_00 22:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:58

He didn't deserve a last starve to death. Anyone of the Nazi party doesn't deserve a last star. We'll give you some gas. Just like so many others. How about instead we just give you your final shower? I'm sorry, these are awful jokes, but fucking seriously though. Okay. Lawrence Russell Brewer murdered James Byrd Jr. This was one of the most notorious hate crimes in modern U.S. history. The murder involved Brewer and two accomplices chaining Byrd to a pickup truck and dragging him to death.

SPEAKER_05 23:39

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 23:41

That was hard to get through. He had a huge order of chicken fried steaks in the plural. Bacon cheeseburger, omelette, barbecue, okra, fajitas, pizza, ice cream, fudge, and root beers. And didn't even eat it. I hope someone spit in his food. He didn't even eat it. I hope someone spit in his mouth. Oh my god. So uh to lighten up after that real rough one that we just had, I have a corny joke for you, ladies. So Ali and Erica, which dinosaur knew the most words.

SPEAKER_00 24:24

Oh, um, I don't know. You you seem like you know when you're beating yourself up. The back of my brain has a feeling of something, but I can't. It is nothing's popping into the back of my bed, my head, but I have a feeling I'm gonna feel stupid after she says it. The thesaurus?

SPEAKER_03 24:42

Yeah, yeah. There we go. I was like, I know there's something English and dinosaur related, because I was just thinking about that the other day.

SPEAKER_00 24:53

I was thinking of the thesaurus rex. I I wanted to know what that would look like. Yeah, womp womp.

SPEAKER_01 25:01

All right, Ruth Ellis.

SPEAKER_02 25:04

That sounds really familiar.

SPEAKER_01 25:06

A Welsh-born nightclub hostess, who was the last woman to be executed in the UK following the fatal shooter of her lover, David Blakely. She had a scrambled egg.

SPEAKER_00 25:24

Just one scrambled egg? That's not enough anymore.

SPEAKER_02 25:28

I mean, she's dying in a few minutes. It's not like she needs the energy. Right. Look, you would say that because you can't eat eggs, but eggs are delicious. Eggs would be in my last meal. I would have them, I would have them over easy, and I would have them scrambled, and I would have them poached, and I would have them sunny set up, and I would have them boiled, and I would have them deviled, and I would have them with garlic, and I would have them with butter and everything. I would have so many eggs. Exactly. You can't just have one bold egg, along with all of my salmon and shit as well.

SPEAKER_01 26:04

You just take a bite of everything.

SPEAKER_02 26:07

You keep getting all the German ones. Uh, our next one is Fritz Harman, known as the Butcher of Hanover.

SPEAKER_00 26:15

I have heard that name. The vampire of Hanover and the Wolfman. The wholesale murderer convicted of 24 murders and many sexual assaults.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

Uh, he ordered an expensive cigar.

SPEAKER_00 26:31

He ordered an expensive cigar and a cup of Brazilian coffee. That's fancy.

SPEAKER_02 26:37

Wait a minute. I didn't know that you could have like something smokable with your last meal. I want a obviously not anything illegal, but I would so have a pack of cigarettes. Oh. I haven't smoked in like 13 years. Uh I uh I probably if I knew I was about to die, you bet I'd be like, give me all the cigarettes.

SPEAKER_00 27:00

I hope I'm dying in Colorado.

SPEAKER_02 27:03

Take me with you. So this is for Peter Kutin. It's spelled Curtin with a K, but there's an omnot over the U, so I know it's Kurtin. German serial killer known as the Vampire of Dusseldorf and the Dusseldorf monster. His convictions were nine counts of murder, seven counts of attempted murder, arson, attempted robbery, breaking and entering, burglary, seduction, theft, and threatening behavior. First of all, if seduction is against the law, I know put me in cancuffs. His last meal was Wiener Schnitzel, fried potatoes, a bottle of white wine with a second helping.

SPEAKER_00 27:47

Okay. Wiener Schnitzel. I like Wiener Schnitzel.

SPEAKER_02 27:51

It's so good. You know what is even better is Jägerschnitzel. Oh my god.

unknown 27:55

That one's really nice.

SPEAKER_02 27:58

It's very similar. And it's just a different um. Oh okay. When I move to Fredericksburg, you can come visit me and I'll take you to All Sender. We'll have Wiener Schnitzel.

SPEAKER_01 28:09

Charles Peace, an English burglar who murdered a police officer and the wife of a neighbor whom he's become obsessed with. Oh his story inspired many authors and filmmakers.

SPEAKER_00 28:25

Lovely.

SPEAKER_01 28:33

Honestly, bacon is the way to go though.

SPEAKER_02 28:35

Bacon's delicious. I don't like overly salty bacon. Question. What is your preferred bacon cooking level? I like it not quite burnt, but crispy enough to break when it falls on the plate. I don't like floppy bacon that I have to chew. I like it to be crispy.

SPEAKER_00 28:53

I like the edges to be crispy, but I like the scent, like the mo a lot. I like the chunky or the beef.

SPEAKER_02 29:00

Okay, so like when it's I don't want to say jerky flak texture, but you know what I mean by that, where it's like a little drier, but still kind of juicy. And if not crispy, but it's not like chewing fatty stuff. I don't like the fatty texture when that's not cooked. I like it when it's cooked where the the fat is that like crisp that like melts in your mouth like cho like cotton candy. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 29:24

USA, don't do what I'm telling you I did, but um I used to eat bacon out of the package.

SPEAKER_01 29:30

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 29:31

You know that I look like chicken in the package sometimes.

SPEAKER_01 29:35

Eric is face bomb so hard. I um will eat bacon basically anyway, not out of the package. But I just really like bacon. Me too. I also like turkey bacon.

SPEAKER_02 29:49

Have y'all ever had that million-dollar bacon from First Watch? Yes!

SPEAKER_00 29:55

Oh, we're gonna talk about Moana. Oh, I'm sorry, not Moana. Mona. So Mona Fande, a Malaysian pop singer responsible for the murder of Maslan Idris and suspected involvement with a disappearance of nine others. Wow. What? Was not expecting to read about that one. I've never even heard of this person. It's kind of interesting. Um, but yeah, she um she declined a last meal, uh, but she was given a dinner from KFC.

SPEAKER_02 30:26

Why do people decline it? I don't understand. Me either. I I like food. Yeah, that blows my mind.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

Well, I mean, it depends. If I'm like super duper anxious, I can't eat.

SPEAKER_00 30:41

Scary thing is she oh god, she's horrifying. Well, okay, she's not horrifying, but that smile that she has is like oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 30:50

She looks really familiar. She does. I've seen that picture of her in the red and black before.

SPEAKER_00 30:57

She kind of looks like the um in Squid Games the big robot girl that they use.

SPEAKER_02 31:05

I want to say that Mr. Ballin did an episode on her.

SPEAKER_00 31:09

And that's why I recognize the yeah, so do I. He's my inspiration for this.

SPEAKER_02 31:17

And my inspiration was Emmin Christine from ATWD podcasts. Actually, actually, it was Selena Myers from The Haunted Estate, and then she stopped doing Haunted Estate, and so then it became ATWD.

SPEAKER_01 31:34

Like I went, I went from uh ball one to uh that's why we drink. Nice, very nice.

SPEAKER_02 31:42

Wow, so uh lots of food. Lots of food. That's not it. There's there's a whole second half of this available. Um, but we're gonna hold off on those dinners until some other time.

SPEAKER_00 31:55

Because to be honest, I'm getting really hungry.

SPEAKER_02 31:57

Yeah, for real, honestly. We have a rock for you.

SPEAKER_00 32:01

It looks like more green glass.

SPEAKER_02 32:03

It looks like green glass, that's what it looks like. Oh, is this like something you find on the beach? That looks like beach rock. It does look like kind of like beach glass, but it's not smooth. I have no clue what to guess on this one. It is aquamarine. Oh, cool! Does remind me of the beach? So, what it is, aquamarine is a fancy type of blue barrel. You just point to the blue Yeti mic.

SPEAKER_01 32:28

No, I point to the fact that it's fucking green.

SPEAKER_02 32:32

It is green, and it's a powerful coolant for the head and the heart. Who needs it? Those who run hot, fire signs. Anybody hanging on to an unspoken burning desire. You needed this like a week ago.

SPEAKER_00 32:51

I am a fire sign. You are? What are you?

SPEAKER_02 32:55

Oh next type of point. I'm water. Ha ha! Yes!

SPEAKER_03 32:59

Okay, anyways, that just made me happy. Sorry. We wind. Oh no, I'm gassy. Never mind. I can do both. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're all gassy.

SPEAKER_00 33:10

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 33:13

That's funny. Okay. Where to put it? Wherever you need to turn that whisper into a primal scream. Or if that's a little overly dramatic, wherever you want to speak clearly and calmly from the heart. When to use it, when you've lost your voice, when it's past time to let it go, or when you're feeling a little too enfuego for polite company, ice yourself down with Aquamarine's cold shower vibes.

SPEAKER_01 33:42

Yeah, I needed this last week.

SPEAKER_02 33:44

The motto of this stone is keep your cool.

SPEAKER_01 33:47

I like it. I like it.

SPEAKER_00 33:49

Yeah, man. So uh with that being done, have we uh have we done what we needed to do today? Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_01 33:58

I think so. Okay, bye guys, we gotta go eat.

SPEAKER_02 34:03

Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 34:04

But seriously, yes.

SPEAKER_02 34:05

Yeah, thank you for listening to Conjuring Chaos. Make sure to hit that subscribe button and look us up on the social medias. You can find us on Instagram and TikTok as Conjuring Chaos Podcast. And please email us your stories so we can tell them here on the podcast. We want to hear them all, big or small, long or short, three sentences or 500 sentences. We want to read them, we want to talk about them, we want to be spooked out by them, and we want you to give us chicken skin.

SPEAKER_03 34:32

We're three witchy weirdos with microphones.

SPEAKER_02 34:34

And thank you for conjuring chaos with us.