Nicole

Welcome to Conjuring Chaos! Where we cant seem to stay on topic to save our lives, or the lives of the ghosts we discuss... This week we have a very special episode. Chase's mom's best friend Nicole wrote in and gave us A LOT to talk about. From scurrying gremlins, to hugs from the dead, this weeks episode is absolutely guaranteed to give you what Chase calls "Chicken in the package skin" (just say goosebumps!) The crystal of the week is the beautiful green, copper rich, Malachite, stay chaotic!

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:18

Welcome to Conjuring Chaos. We're two witchy weirdos with microphones. I'm Allie, and this is my co-host Chase.

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And I stole a sunflower from Allie's yard earlier.

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And we're here to tell you something weird.

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Let's set the vibe. Let's go ahead and take our deep breath in and out. So let's go ahead and get our fingers up. And our fucks down. What's our badass affirmation of the week tonight today, Allie? Today.

SPEAKER_04 0:56

So you know last week was number five. Uh-huh. I remember number six. No way. Today's chaos is tomorrow's conquered shit. Hey, I like this one. It has chaos in it.

SPEAKER_03 1:09

Yes. We have to keep this one. For episode 42. 42 is a lucky number. That's on my license plate. Your angel numbers? No, my angel number is 808 or 928. That's probably both of those. I don't know, my 808 is the uh Pokedex number for Melton.

SPEAKER_04 1:28

But I definitely like um I like the affirmation for that one because it is. It's a reminder that the crap you go through in a day is the stuff that you're like, I got through this shit.

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Absolutely. Whatever, whatever chaos you get over today is done and over with.

SPEAKER_04 1:46

So speaking of uh daily chaos, what has been your chaos this week?

SPEAKER_03 1:52

Man, what hasn't been chaotic this week? I think you were with me for my favorite chaos this week. Ooh. Uh earlier today, when we went to uh area code 78666 to go to like the cutest little gothic coffee shop I've ever seen in my life. Thank you, Christina, for your suggestion because that was awesome. Yeah, I don't think she listens though. Okay, but it was one so cute to butterfly pea flower lemonade on point. On point. It was really pretty. You got to make it. It was like a potion. It did feel like I was making a potion. Literally, no, literally, I go up there and she hands me like the blue tea, and then she hands me the this little like shot glass that's got this yellow powder in it. I was working. I was like, what is I was like, hi, um, what is this part? And she goes, that's the part that makes it lemonade.

unknown 2:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 2:51

So I go back to the table and I had to mix it myself, and it had this long, pretty, swirly bar straw, bar, bar spoon in it, and you pour it and you mix it, and it turns bright pink and then goes to this pretty purple color. And that shit was delicious. I love butterfly pea flour lemonade.

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Um, caramel horchata coffee. And that was delicious. It was very cinnamon heavy, but I love cinnamon and I love orchata.

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So that's yeah, it's really nice. I was about to say that sounds like a dream without coffee. Because I don't like coffee.

unknown 3:28

I love coffee.

SPEAKER_03 3:29

It tastes like a skunk's butthole. Alright. Just like uh how beer is sheep peak. Have you heard that before? No, but I know that beer tastes fucking disgusting sometimes. Well, okay, so I like I'm not I'm not a huge fan of beer. However, I can say that I do like Shiner Bach if it's really cold.

SPEAKER_04 3:53

Ooh, um, Shiner Bach has some cool flavors that I actually like. There's a prickly pear one that I usually get, but yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

I like the classic.

SPEAKER_04 4:03

The classic Shiner Bach?

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Yeah, I don't know why. Everyone's like, of all beers to like, yeah, how? And I'm like, I don't fucking know. Only beer that I can stand. My dad was a Budweiser guy. No, thank you.

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Kiner's just for the German redneck, no?

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That's probably what it is because I'm a German redneck. Don't know what the one.

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I like the oink.

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Snort. Good lord. So, what's chaotic in your life this week, Allie? You've been shopping a lot lately.

SPEAKER_04 4:43

I'm I have I've been instigating your shopping a lot lately. I completely forgot. So I have had a shopping problem the past week. Um, yeah, no, I have had the urge to just want to be in stores and spend money.

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And it doesn't help that like the two times that I've been with you, I'm like, yeah, she buy stuff.

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She gets stuff, buy the thing.

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She is a really bad instigator for that. And it's funny because the other day when we were at the mall, she had to remind me.

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I like to consider myself an empowerer. Not an instigator, an empowerer.

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I'm an influencer. She will make you spend your money.

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Not make you.

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I'll just be crazy. Have you heard the song Man Eater? You are the words in that song. Make you work hard, make you cut cards.

SPEAKER_03 5:42

I do know the lyric. I just know the man eater part.

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But yeah, so you've been instigating my chaos. That's uh wonderful.

SPEAKER_03 5:54

Well, what else did you expect from someone who came up with a name for a podcast called Conjuring Chaos?

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That is true.

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That is very true. I feel like this is very on brand for me. I've always been an empowerer, an influence. I can't even say it without laughing.

SPEAKER_04 6:16

Oh my gosh. So now that we've gotten through our chaos, what um what chaos do we have this time? I mean, we just did a four chaotic part of uh Nessie.

SPEAKER_03 6:27

I'm really glad you acknowledged that it was only four parts this time.

SPEAKER_04 6:31

This time, right? Not the 25 episodes.

SPEAKER_03 6:34

About it, yeah. I love that like the number just kept getting higher and higher. That made it that made it pretty awesome, actually. Um, so this week we have a classic chaos episode for us. Nice.

SPEAKER_04 6:48

Yeah. I've been missing some classic chaos. Don't get me wrong, I love Nessie.

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Yeah.

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I do love Nessie.

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I didn't love the research.

SPEAKER_04 6:57

Yeah, I know. You did a lot of research for that. To come up with Nessie wasn't real.

SPEAKER_03 7:02

Yeah, yeah. Not only that, but to also come up with the fact that they, you know, dumped a ridonkulous amount of money into a lake. Like that lake was like the biggest boat in the world. Do you know what boat stands for? Uh no. Break out another thousand. Oh. Because before you get to take it out on the water, every single time you have to spend about a thousand dollars to fix whatever's going wrong with the boat.

SPEAKER_04 7:28

It's funny. John won't let us get a boat because um he says it's a money pit.

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Money pit can confirm. I have three. And all of them are pits of money. Why? What about one that I can live in? Who needs that many boats?

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Who? Who? Who?

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Oh, you sound like a very mysterious owl. An owl or a caterpillar sitting perched atop a mushroom. You specifically sound like a caterpillar. Smoking a hookah. But you specifically sound like an owl. Oh, okay, okay. What if I talk about voice for you? Oh man.

SPEAKER_03 8:16

Okay, before we really get into the chaos of this episode, we should probably talk about that for a second because I've been having so much fun all night fucking around, making jokes about my new DD character. But first of all, Allie's gonna play a Boy Scout.

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Yeah, I'm 10 years old, and my name is Rav Ioli.

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I'm an old verbogue who's decided they are ready to retire. I found myself on this cruise because I want to see the seas. My name is Atin. Atenborough.

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Yeah, so I've been having way too much fun with this voice all night. I also did a Steve Irwin impression, which made John very happy, apparently. Yeah.

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What are you waiting fur bold? What is a furbold?

SPEAKER_03 9:10

Fur bulg. Furbog. It's that mushroom face guy. I don't it's not mushroom. I don't know how to explain it, but they look kind of gargoy gar gargoyle-ish. They have like bluish skin. Real cute, big bulbous noses.

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Yeah, he's cute. I'm a halfling, and my brother's a giant.

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Nice.

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And he thinks he's a halfling, and I think I'm gonna get as tall as my brother because he thinks he's one of me. So it's gonna be fun. We have a lot of fun with our DD campaigns.

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I can't wait to piss people off though. I would like to cast a spell. Explain every spell. It's gonna be it's gonna be like Milo from the second Jumanji movie with the rocking Kevin Hart. Have you seen it? No. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 10:01

Oh wait, yes, actually I have. He's all I forgot they get into a video game.

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Now that would be an ostrich. They can run up to this fast. And he's like talking so slowly. It's Danny Glover that does his that plays the original character, and then Kevin Hart is having to like mimic the character that Danny Glover built for that person. Isn't it based off of his grandpa or something? It's the grandpa's best friend. Yeah. The grandpa's Danny DeVito. It's great. It's so good. The rock does such a good job at Danny DeVito. It's so funny. And then um at one like he's talking slow, right? And at one point, like someone dies, and he's all, oh my gosh, did Eddie just die because I was talking slow? No, yeah. He always said that this would happen. And then he falls from the sky. He's like, What? It's so good. We should watch that movie again sometime. It's gonna be like Milo from Jumanji 2, but way worse. Are we gonna be getting into today's stories? Yeah, I think it's about time. Yeah, so for this episode, I actually have a very long listener submission for us to discuss. Ooh. It is um my mom's best friend from Rosa Kiddo. Uh, she was my first boss that wasn't a family member, and I actually taught like tumbling gymnastics on a school bus with her.

SPEAKER_04 11:33

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_03 11:34

This bus never moved while we had attendees of a class. It was a bus so we could drive to daycares. I thought you were doing like an action type of uh now. I will say I did do handstands inside the bus during a Christmas parade while we were moving, but different situation. Also, I would do handstands in the bus all the time because I could literally you just put your hands in the middle of the ground and then you just like walk all the way up to the fucking roof. It was wonderful. I f I loved it. I was the perfect height. I have a picture of it somewhere, probably not on my phone, on my TikTok, not on my TikTok, on my Facebook. But that's pretty cool. Yeah, it's one of my favorite pictures of me. My hair looks real red in it too. It's weird. But so she was like my first boss outside of family, and it was probably one of the most fun jobs I ever had because I got to work with kids all day and like teach them how to like do rolls and shit and back bends and simple, very simple tumbling stuff. And so she's been in my life for a really long time, essentially. Um basically since I was like 12 or 13 years old. Oh yeah, she she knows about the podcast and she reached out and they live in this house out in Hamilton, Texas, that she swears is like super haunted. So she sent me this. Hey Chase, I know you've been looking for stories for your podcast. My grandmother had stories of being visited by her aunt that had passed, and she said that Aunt Annie, why am I saying this wrong? It's not the fucking aunt. And she said, Annie, that was part of the family.

SPEAKER_01 13:09

There's no aunt in there. There's no aunt in there.

SPEAKER_03 13:11

Jesus Christ. And she said, Annie, that was part of the family that ran Gunther's restaurant, came and said goodbye the day that she passed. I think the first ever afterlife experience I had was with your father, my dad, who died 21 years ago, by the way. Oh wow. In October. Uh it was a week before I turned 15. Eight days before my 15th birthday. Yeah, it was it was hard to like enjoy my birthday for the longest time. But um, the morning he passed away, I had a dream that he came and hugged me. Like, squeezed the crap out of me hug. I was totally asleep, but I remember waking up to that feeling. We got the call shortly after that he had passed. That's wild. Because like I remember that morning, it was like 6 30 in the morning. My grandma woke me up and told me that he passed away. And I went into the bathroom and like closed the toilet, like, sat on the lid of the toilet in like the fetal position and just kind of sat there for a minute, and I just didn't know how to feel, you know. Like it was very fucking surreal. It's not like we didn't know it was coming, but it didn't make it any easier.

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Losing a family member is always hard, but I can't imagine what it'd be like to lose like a parent or a parent losing a child, and like that's that's difficult.

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I know how hard it was to lose my cat after raising him from like the literally the day after he was born. I know how like hard it was to lose him. But he was my familiar, and he was a part of me. I will never not miss him. Anyways, grandma always promised that she would haunt me. I haven't felt her yet, or grandpa Stu. I knew both of them. They would play they played music in a band at this uh restaurant called Gunther's. That's cool. Um, like old school, I guess you could call it country dance folk.

SPEAKER_04 15:06

Can you imagine in the afterlife they still play music at a bar?

SPEAKER_03 15:09

Oh, that would be amazing. They'd be in heaven too. Like that was their soul right there. Um her grandma that she's talking about in this played a bass that was bigger than her. Like you could have put two of her inside of the bass that she was playing. And then her husband played um guitar, he sang, he did spoons, harmonica. But like I remember we went there every Thursday night to listen to them play and eat German food. And there were certain songs, like as soon as they started playing, I'd be like, Yeah, they're playing one of my favorite lines. It was just like I don't even know dance music, I don't even know what genre to put it in. Old country pop dance. Old country pop dance.

unknown 15:54

Is that even interesting?

SPEAKER_04 15:56

Like German dancing music? No. Hold on. It's gonna be like polka.

unknown 16:01

Uh uh.

SPEAKER_03 16:03

It was just real vibey, you know. Like, I don't know what you call it.

SPEAKER_04 16:06

Like why don't you just look up what kind of music that is? I don't know. Folk country dance!

SPEAKER_01 16:13

I think it is folk country dance.

SPEAKER_03 16:15

Let's see. Zydeco?

SPEAKER_04 16:20

What? This is something nobody would understand. We learned a lot of new things on this show.

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We really do. This is a distinct This is a distinct style of Louisiana music. It blends traditional Creole French accordion rhythms with modern elements like blues, soul, and RB. Soul. Is this from the French side of your family? No. German. She's also very German. Her whole family is. So, like, literally what I called it, right? Like folk country pop. Folk country pop. Folk country pop! Zydeco! Zycote. Zygote, no, Zydeco. Not not Zygarde like the Pokemon. Okay, anyway, anyway, anyways. Okay. Grandma always promised she would haunt me. Haven't felt her yet or Stu, but my dad sends me signs through electrical current. The day we brought his ashes home to my parents' house, a lamp that was my favorite that he had repaired flickered off and on a couple of times. Um, I forgot that her dad passed away. Gary was such a wonderful person. I remember cutting like a foot and a half of hair off of his head one time, and he asked me if I would put in a ponytail so he could keep the ponytail. And I gave him the ponytail afterwards, and he had bought this plaque and he nailed it to this plaque, and he took a I think he took like a wood burner and he burned in there. This is what happened to the last trespasser. One morning I was feeling really sad about his passing while I was brushing my teeth before work, and all of a sudden the nightlight that hadn't worked in months flickered. It hasn't worked since.

SPEAKER_02 17:53

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_03 17:54

I didn't realize she sent me like a multitude of stories in this one thing. In the one, yeah, that is cool.

SPEAKER_04 18:00

Her family really was trying to stay in contact with her, and yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:05

And then there's the new house. Dad's still talking through a set of chili pepper Christmas lights hung up around the fireplace.

SPEAKER_04 18:14

Is this stranger things? You know, when you were talking about the night light that was flickering on and off, that's the first thing that came to my head. I'm like, this sounds very stranger things-esque. Or the oh god, no, don't tell me grandpa's stuck in the upside down.

SPEAKER_03 18:27

But there are definitely other spirits here. They don't show yet, but I feel a strong presence. She actually invited me to go do a paranormal investigation at her house. I bet she'd be totally fine with me bringing you along. My mom talks about you all the time. Oh, that's nice. It's really funny. She's like literally, she told because she went up there right after um Minger and she was telling them, I just love Allie so much. I just want to adopt her as one of my own. She's Chase's platonic lesbian girl. She told Nicole, I think I'm platonic lesbian too. I think I'm platonic lesbian too. So we're starting a trend. So if you just want to like cuddle and hold your girlfriend's hands, but you don't want to lick or twat, then that makes you platonic lesbian.

SPEAKER_04 19:18

It also helps scare off weird boys.

SPEAKER_03 19:21

It does. It helps. What the f uh But I would definitely love to meet more of your family members.

SPEAKER_04 19:31

You and your family have been pretty cool so far.

SPEAKER_03 19:34

It's really just me and my mom that are cool.

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And your brother with a bunch of snakes.

SPEAKER_03 19:39

Oh yeah. Well, he doesn't have them anymore. What? Most of them are like his girlfriends. And her friend reopened her her pet shop, and so they took all the snakes back to the pet shop. My little brother only has like his original two snakes, a corn snake and a western diamond back and his boa, I think.

SPEAKER_04 20:00

No, that's a big drop from all of the 70-something snakes.

SPEAKER_03 20:04

Plus all the babies. I have videos of ones that are UV reactive.

unknown 20:09

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_04 20:10

I love UV reactive um animals. I remember when I was little, there was a glow-in-the-dark um scorpion in the same time. It was really neat.

SPEAKER_03 20:18

Um, did you know that all scorpions are UV reactive? Black light. You want to know another really cool fact? Dogs can see UV rays. That's neat. And so can cats. That that's why dogs and cats can find a scorpion so quickly in the dark. Because to them it glows. Fucking wild, right?

SPEAKER_04 20:42

That is wild.

SPEAKER_03 20:43

I love animal um vision. Yeah, animal facts are really cool. Alright, real quick, before I continue on, I have an amazing corny joke for you.

SPEAKER_04 20:54

It's it's really amazing. It's either amazingly good or amazingly stupid.

SPEAKER_03 20:59

Let's Yeah, yeah, honestly. We've had quite a few flops recently, and that last one last week was just a pretty flop. That was awful. Yeah. Like, I can't believe I actually paid for that card in this deck. Honestly.

SPEAKER_04 21:14

So Allie. I was gonna say let's pop that colonel, but um Yeah, so let's get to the corny joke.

SPEAKER_03 21:23

Um, so Allie.

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Yeah.

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What do computers like to eat? What do they like to eat? Microchips.

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That one was better.

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Hashtag nanaflug.

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Nanafluff.

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That was a good one.

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You can probably chips probably taste delicious, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 21:44

Right? They sound like pop rocks for computers. You think they have barbecue-flavored microchips? I doubt it. Damn. I think that they're candy. I think that that's computer candy. Electric candy? Yeah, exactly. Get it, right?

SPEAKER_00 21:58

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 21:59

Pikachu candy. Candy.

unknown 22:00

I got your candy.

SPEAKER_03 22:01

Zappy zappy. Alright, let's get back to Nicole's stories because she's got some good ones here. Do you want to read the second half of this? Yes. You get the better, the crazier experiences. Big the last two. These two, right?

SPEAKER_04 22:20

I did see Shadows of Gremlin once. Yes. So she continues. I did see a shadow of Gremlin once. The front door off the house is straight down the hall that comes off the living room. The kitchen and dining room to the right of the hallway. My mom's room to the left. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a short, maybe three foot tall shadow scurry across the hall from left to right into my mom's room.

SPEAKER_02 22:45

Not mom's room.

SPEAKER_03 22:47

Not Lorna. Those are the little things that steal shit from you, right?

SPEAKER_04 22:54

They move things around. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:56

You're good. You have to you You have so many research things that you talked about and you should step it up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:02

Yeah, I really should. She continues. Have you ever seen the show Dead Like Me? I think I have seen that show.

SPEAKER_03 23:12

I hear now I've heard of it.

SPEAKER_04 23:14

It was on HBO for a while in 2003. It looked like one of those little dudes that always causes trouble. I have to look it up. I think that's the one where the girl dies from the toilet that falls. And there's these little creatures that they they cause accidents for people to die. Or they cause Oh god! Yeah. Oh my god, that's terrifying. That is terrifying. I'm surprised you think this. A lot of people haven't seen that show. Oh my god. It's not as terrifying in the show, I promise. It's it's not that scary. Ugh. I think they called them Gravelings. Yeah. I read it Gravelings. Gravelings. It could just be my subconscious projecting that image because I've seen them before. But I definitely saw something cross the hallway and it wasn't a person or pet. And right after that, my mom's dog killed my cat. I saged the house and tried to make peace with the spirits here. We're on Indian grounds, so who knows what spirits are around.

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Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:21

Ooh. That's dangerous.

SPEAKER_03 24:23

She used some sage from Costco. No one, no one else is gonna know that stupid fucking joke. It's an inside joke between me and my boyfriend from a movie that we watch way too often. Which one is it? Haunted Mansion. Oh! From 2023. Not the one with Eddie Murphy. No. Not the Haunted Mansion, which is the Eddie Murphy one, the 2023 Haunted Mansion one. It has Tiffany Haydish in it. She plays a medium. And at one point, she's like wafting something through the air in this like super fucking haunted house. And Owen Wilson's character walks up and goes, Oh, hey, what do you have there? Is that like some dragon's blood, something like that? She goes, Sage from Costco. And then there's another part where they're trying to do like an automatic writing session situation. And she's like, if the spirit of William Gacy is with us today, I'd encourage you to write anything that you have to say on this pen and paper that I purchased from CBS.

SPEAKER_04 25:38

You're gonna need to show this to me because it sounds hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 25:41

So cute. It is a really good movie because it's like visually pleasing and it's hilarious at the same time and great actors.

SPEAKER_04 25:50

Is it a spin-off of The Haunted Mansion? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:53

Yeah, it's supposed to be part of it. William Gacy is the main ghost in the first movie.

SPEAKER_04 25:56

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 25:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:57

I need to watch that one.

SPEAKER_03 25:58

It's so good.

SPEAKER_04 25:59

So it's good. So she finishes off. Uh, hope this helps with your podcast. It helps me to have someone to talk to about it. Mom and Dee aren't really as interested as I am. You should come visit and feel the energy here. It can be intense sometimes. Well, you definitely helped us a lot. Um, because we yeah, no, you gave us a lot to talk about for this podcast. And you gave us a lot of um information in one story, which is awesome. I'm glad that you were able to talk it out and let it out a bit, because yeah, it is, it's hard. So, I mean, we're also people in our lives who like I don't know how we would call it, like that's supernatural, but sensitive to different things.

SPEAKER_03 26:43

We've had experiences that make it really hard to ignore the fact that there is a paranormal world out there. But the people around us aren't as interested either as and it's not even necessarily interest, sometimes it's literally like I'm not gonna talk about that because I don't want to bring it, right? Or I'm afraid of it, or I don't want to admit that that's true or that that's real. And you know, like honestly, I genuinely envy anyone who like truly believes that ghosts and paranormal stuff isn't real. Like, if you don't believe in that, like I genuinely envy you because the experiences that I've had personally in my own life make it absolutely impossible for me to deny it.

SPEAKER_04 27:20

That's almost like that ignorance is bliss type thing. Yeah, but you don't pay attention to it, you don't want to pay attention to it, it doesn't bother you. That's awesome. Because when it bothers you, it's weird. Yeah, it colors you're crazy.

SPEAKER_03 27:31

It does because you're like, am I fucking hallucinating or whatever? But then, like, when you're in a room with someone who's also experiencing the same thing, it's like, is this happening or is this shared psychosis? Because you know, like it was a fun topic, but like I don't know if I really believe in that because like how can you have the same hallucination as someone, you know what I mean? Like, is it hive mind?

SPEAKER_04 27:58

Because humans don't consider it that's still also interesting.

SPEAKER_03 28:01

That hive mind is still supernatural, you know what I mean? Like, that's how the death circle happens in army ants, which is fucking god-awful and terrifying and horrible in its own way. We'll probably have to cover the lightly cover that at the beginning of an episode sometime. Alright, so with that being said, I have a rock for you. And I have a feeling that both of us know exactly what this is. It looks very familiar. I think it's malachite. Yeah, that's the one. 100%. This has to be malachite. There's no way it's not. It's very lightly banded, it's not near as dramatic as most malachite that I've seen. But it is that pretty green, it is those beautiful coppery green colors. Copper is what gives it its green tones and white it's uh toxic. So you should only wear malachite jewelry if it's been polished with coatings because the coatings protect you from the toxicity of it. But rough malachite, never let it touch your skin without washing your hands thoroughly afterwards. Is it toxic to the skin? Very toxic. Do not put it in your water under any circumstances, polished or not. Do not get inside you, yeah. Most definitely, no matter what, polished or not, it can absolutely harm you. Do not make a bathtub out of it. No, god no. I actually have seen a malachite bathtub before. I don't know what kind of coating. I hope it's got like two-inch thick resin coating or some shit. Because that'll make you crazy. It'll kill you. It'll give you copper poisoning, heavy metal poisoning. Yeah, no, it is dangerous. So, that being said, yep, this is malachite. What it is with this trademark, acid trip swirls, money green malachite is an electrifying mesmerizer with a high copper content. Always good for moving energy and making things happen. Um, yeah, copper is really good for like energy work and stuff. Who needs it? The overflowing in creativity but lacking in follow-through. Everyone with ADHD named Chase. Why do I need every single fucking stone that we don't?

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It's like all the pills that doctors give you. It's like take this one to be happy, take this one to feel something else.

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The all business all the time set. You need it too. Oh, yeah. The whole leadership team needs it.

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She'll carry it. Hey, next time you get gifts for the leadership team. Small pieces of expensive ass rocks. Oh, is that really?

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Oh, Malachite is so expensive. It is expensive. Like that bracelet that I almost bought the other day was $30. Oh, yeah. For a bracelet that's from like five to ten. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like if it was another stone. Where to put it? Definitely not inside of your body or your water bottle. You will. Anything you consume in any way, shape, or form ever. Be fucking safe, bitches. Don't die. Don't die. If you're trading, oh, where to put it? If you're trading cryptocurrency, writing television pilots, or starting up the next tech giant, try some malachite in your workspace. So on your desk. Like a paperweight, not in your body. Do you think they make malachite pencils? Do you feel like that's safe? It's lead and malachite. Yes. No. It would definitely need a good, a good coating to keep us from getting lead lead from getting copper poison. When to use it. When the concrete jungle has you disconnected from the earth beneath it, when you've just gotta have the money, the power, and all the glory, come at it with a heart forward, sustainable energy, courtesy of Malachite. It says concrete jungle, and all I can think about is that song. It says when I lose myself in that concrete jungle.

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I think she's having a stroke.

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Banjo by Rosqual Flats. That's what it made me think of. The motto to Malachite is claim your success. I like that. Yeah. It has been a fucking chaotic episode. It has been your sundowning. And I'm buzzed. And you're buzzed. Probably. Which is nice. Hold on, let me see. If I go to the bathroom on though. You never know how like much alcohol you have. You try to pee all by yourself. Have you seen the meme where it's like the reason girls go to the bathroom together? I think that's enough. I think that uh a chaos.

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